Friday, December 9, 2011

If I Can Sell This, I Can Sell Anything

From NW Studios of California, introducing the newest creation to come from this prolific studio.  Appropriately enough, the artist has named this work of art Metamorphosis.



Twice kiln fired and made of the highest quality resin/tin components, this nouveau-inspired piece is a delight to the senses. Allow your hands to linger on the luxurious curves of this sculpture as your eyes marvel at the glorious colors that seem to spring to life.  With each angle, you will feel as though you've discovered a new spectacle.




The magnificent Metamorphosis is hand-crafted and one of a kind; and for a limited time only, NW Studios of California is giving you the opportunity to own a true masterpiece for the unbelievable price of $129.99 (plus shipping and handling).

For this low price, you will receive your own original work of art.

Dimensions

Size:  approximately the size of a 14 oz. can of corn
Weight:  approximately the weight of an empty 14 oz. can of corn

At no additional cost to you, we will enhance your sensory experience with your choice of corn, black bean, or pea scent.  Please specify your requested scent when placing your order.

Note:  as these are hand-crafted, one of a kind works of art, there may be variances in the nature and shape of your final masterpiece.  But the scent is guaranteed.

As with all NW Studios works of art, each piece is designed and created in the USA. 


A Message from NumberWhisperer:  This is not really a retail ad, and there is no such business as NW Studio of California.  My 9 year old and I created this mishap when I forgot to take it out of the oven last weekend.  Dad is going to love it though.  Guaranteed.

5 comments:

Chrystal said...

I'm sold! Do you take traveler's checks?

NumberWhisperer said...

We at NW Studio accept all the major forms of payment. Cash, traveler's checks, food stamps, pay pal. ;)

Bigger than Average Mom said...

I would totally try to use my auntie wiles to berthed family discount tot this magnificent piece of art. What if I provide the can. A little eau de cherry filling anyone???

NumberWhisperer said...

That gives me an idea. Just added for the holidays, pumpkin scent.

niquesaulet said...

You may have found a new calling!
-MS