Friday, August 10, 2012

The Summer We Went to Colombia

The summer I turned six, we took a family vacation to my father’s homeland, Colombia.  We were there for what seemed to be months, but it couldn’t have been more than a few weeks.  In the time we were there, we discovered  the joys of obleas and edible ants, saw our first panhandlers, and were warned to keep our earrings protected from thieves who would snatch them right off your ears. 

In Bogota, we marveled at the chips of emerald that were tossed into the streets by jewelers who saw no value in these tiny treasures.  In Cartagena, we saw our first (and only) sloth. 

We were introduced to family, so much family, who looked just like me.  I’ve been told I “look” Colombian.  All I know is that I look like my father.  Now that I’m older, I can see that I do, in fact, look Colombian.  A glance at the old photos confirms that, in Colombia, I wouldn’t stand out.  After a lifetime of wishing I looked different, I think I’m ambivalent about this revelation. 

Our vacation was a whirl of sights, tastes, and sounds.  Over 35 years later, I wish my parents had waited until I was older, so that the memories would be more solidly etched in my mind.  Now, a stray scent or flavor may trigger a memory of Colombia.  Funny, I remember drinking lots of Coca Cola on that trip.  We weren’t soda drinkers growing up, so for years after this trip, the taste of Coke would remind me of Colombia.

For the most part, this vacation was a little on the dull side.  Being a six year old, dragged from family gathering to family gathering, not speaking a word of Spanish, and eating food that tasted like rose buds was not my idea of a summer vacation. 

Except for the beach trips. 

My dad made sure to take us to the beach a few times.  I can recall my brother getting fried to the point of blisters and my sister getting stung by jelly fish.  It was all very exciting for me (and slightly inconvenient, truth be told).  But so much fun.  At six years old, these beaches seemed exotic and tropical, full of jellyfish and sloths.  Not like the beaches in boring old California.  And the people were so friendly too.  Coming back to our hotel room one day, two youngish women asked me where I was from.  In my best fake Spanish, I said, “Soy de los Estados Unidos.”  They said something else, but my fake Spanish could only carry me so far, and the conversation quickly faded to gestures and smiles.  My parents were nowhere to be found, because in those days, people thought nothing of letting a kindergartener wander around a resort in a foreign country, unattended. 

My brother and I are close in age, so we spent most of the time playing together on these beaches.  Here we are, playing together in Cartagena.  It’s one of my favorite pictures, because a) I remember loving that silly green terry cloth bathing suit, and b) it captured our relationship perfectly.



Occasionally, I think it would be nice to take BH and the kids for a trip to visit my dad.  But then he says stuff like, “You and the boys would be safe, but we’d have to be careful with BH, because he looks American and someone might try to kidnap him.” 

I still haven’t decided if he’s joking.


Monday, August 6, 2012

A Ballerina and Her Socks

When I was a little girl, I dreamed of becoming a ballerina.  Long arms, long legs, pointed toes, beautiful costumes...I wanted it bad.  But this poor little Latina didn't have much opportunity for stardom, so I tucked away that dream and fulfilled a different destiny.

But then I discovered the Los Angeles Sock Market.



Am I the only one who could spend a solid hour looking at socks?  This place has EVERY kind of sock you can imagine, from leg warmers to Japanese toe socks for women, kids, and men.  By the time I walked out, I had purchased a pair of Virgin Mary socks for my mom (bc she likes to be close to God), Frida Kahlo socks for one sister (bc she dressed up as her for Halloween one year), and Japanese toe socks for the other (bc she is always mistaken for Asian).

See what I mean?
 
Alright, back to the ballerina dream.  Turns out the Sock Market has a fairly healthy assortment of ballerina shoe socks...as in "socks that look like ballerina shoes."  The 6 year old in me COULD NOT RESIST, and I added a pair to my purchase.

Now, to make the dream a reality.  I enlisted L's help to play photographer to my ridiculous antics and it only took a few tries before we nailed it with this little gem:


And, now whenever anyone asks if I ever did ballet (which no one ever has), I can pull out this photo and say, "Why yes, I have, and I was quite good at it."


Monday, July 30, 2012

It's A Little Early For Santa Claus

Upon our return from camping last week, we looked up to discover this:



Either the world's dumbest burglar tried to break in to our house or some animal is making a home in our chimney. 

I'm not sure which option is more distressing to me.


Friday, July 27, 2012

Random Photo Series: A Boy and His Dog


San Simeon Camping - 2012

Last week, the familia and I packed up the minivan and headed north to San Simeon for a good old fashioned camping trip.  San Simeon is one town away from the world famous Hearst Castle.

Ok, so it's neither world famous nor a castle.

Need a better frame of reference?  It’s about 2 hours north of Santa Barbara, smack dab on the water’s edge.


This is our second year in a row camping at this campground, and this time around proved an even better experience than the first.  We scored a site so close to the water that we could walk there in under 3 minutes.  The view was as good as it gets.

Anyone care for a stroll on the beach?

But it was cold.  So, so cold.

Well, cold for me, that is.  My idea of the perfect temp is 82, and it was 65 on the coldest day.  Fortunately, the nights weren’t much worse, and I had toughened up by sleeping with the window open for the month leading up to the trip.  Me and my 5 layers of clothing were ready for those chilly 55 degree nights. 

I thought it was an unfortunate coincidence last year that our site had been so breezy.  It definitely added to the brrrr factor.  Turns out, this part of California is known for being breezy, so this year, in addition to the swim suit and tank tops, I brought along a scarf to the beach.  And used it.  Sure, I got some looks, and an old lady used it as a conversation starter, but at least I was warm amidst a sea of goose bumpy females.

I felt justified when the 17 year old in the group said, “I’m beginning to think NW was the smart one out of all of us.”  Coming from her, that was high praise.

Despite the sub zero temps, the trip was perfect, start to finish.  One day, BH took the boys kayaking, and when the boat flipped and almost brained P, they all proclaimed it the best part of the day.

This year, we decided to go fancy with the meals, so one night we had Korean bbq and another night we had Shish Kebobs.  We weren’t exactly roughing it; we drove in to town for lunch each day.  The best part about beach camping in So Cal is that you’re always near some amazing BBQ places, like Sebastian’s in San Simeon and Main Street Grill in Cambria.

Good eats in here.

On our way home, we decided to check out some new beaches, Moonstone Beach in Cambria and Montana de Oro in San Luis Obispo.  Moonstone is one of those beaches that boasts a pebble shoreline filled with natural California jade.  The boys and I saw stars in our eyes when we saw how much jade there was to be had.  Imagine all those jewels!  Turns out jade is not so easy to polish, so in the end, we’re left with a bunch of green rocks.  No matter, the time we spent combing the beach was the stuff of memories.

My plunder.

Montana de Oro was the best surprise of all.  This beach took for-EVER to get to, but what a beautiful strip of coastline.  64 degrees and gloomy didn’t even put a dent in the beauty of this place.  You know, I think it might’ve even enhanced it.  We climbed rocks, explored tide pools, and took pictures galore.  This beach has a campground attached to it, but the facilities are primitive (read:  dig your own toilet), which is a deal breaker in BH’s book.  Too bad.  I would love to stay here for a few days.







And thus concludes the recap of the Number Whisperer’s San Simeon Camping Trip of 2012.  Next up:  El Capitan camping.  This trip will be sans friends, just the kids and us.  Wish me luck.




Monday, July 23, 2012

Late Night Reading

Last night, I had another stomach ache.  My stomach has been extra difficult lately, and I probably could’ve done things differently to avoid the pain that ensued.  The abridged version is that I hadn’t eaten all day, worked out, and then took some medicine before starting dinner.  Probably should’ve eaten first and then taken the medicine. 

Oh well.  Live and learn. 

By bedtime, my stomach was going crazy, and I knew it was going to be a rough night.  Shortly after dinner, my empty, drug-laced stomach had begun to eagerly transform my spaghetti dinner into a nuclear explosive.

And I wasn’t sure which end this explosive was planning to be launched from.

So I retreated upstairs, told everyone to keep out, and settled down with my new book, The Mockingjay.

 
Alright, it’s not my new book, it’s L’s, and I’m reading it on the sly.  I bought him The Hunger Games, but made him pay for the other two in the series, in an effort to teach him the value of the dollar.  He repaid me by forbidding me from reading HIS books. 

Anyway, I’m reading away, hoping my stomach will resolve itself, and at some point, late in the night, it finally does.  Ahhhh, sweet relief.  I stayed up for another hour or so, because, while the pain level had dramatically dropped, it was still hurting pretty good.  That, and I couldn’t put the dumb book down.  Finally, at 12:30, I decide to go to bed. 

And that’s when I noticed it.  The horrible smell.

At first, I thought it might’ve been me, because who else is in the enclosed room, but me?  I brush that thought away, because I know I didn’t make that smell, stomach ache and all.  And as engrossed as I am in my reading, I’m still aware of my bodily functions.  I’d notice if I had given myself reason to blame me for that smell.  To be sure, I sniff around, looking for another explanation.  Is it the bathroom?  I go in and inhale.  Nope, it actually smells better in there.

Is it BH, who is downstairs, watching tv?  Could it be him?  I mean, he IS a guy, and he has been known to clear a room.  Maybe he’s got a sick stomach too.  Maybe it’s food poisoning, not the medicine, that has done me in tonight.

I slowly open the door and take a whiff.  Nope. Again, it smells better out there than in the bedroom.

What the heck?  That’s when I realize that the patio door in my bedroom is open.  Is it possible that he has the downstairs window open also, and the fumes are funneling straight up to my room?  I stop to consider this.  It’s possible.  That must be it. 

Folks, it was late at night, I was weak from the dinner I had just wasted, and anything seemed possible at this point.

I head downstairs to warm up my hot sock one last time before bed, and I ask BH if he’s having stomach problems.  Nope, no stomach problems, not even a gurgle.  It’s not him.

Back upstairs, I notice that the room has cleared.  Was it all my imagination?

As I turn off the light and get into bed, I smell it again.  And then it hits me, not unlike the wave of deadly gas gel that seeps into District 2 after Boggs gets his legs blown off.*

That’s when all the pieces fall into place.  Charley!  Charley, who has been quietly in his cage since bedtime, had eaten some free treats from Petco tonight.  Appropriately enough for this family, he also has a tricky stomach, and something tells me these treats were not looked upon favorably by his digestive tract. 

My hunch is confirmed, as I approach his crate, and the smell intensifies.  It was the dog all along! Which then makes me laugh, as I rehash all the reasons I brainstormed for the phantom smell in my room.  I actually accepted that the smell had crept up the outside of the house and seeped into my patio door!  In the harsh light of day, I can only say I was tired and sickly at the time.  Not in my right mind.

I think this is so funny that I go downstairs to tell BH about the whole series of events, along with his part as the scapegoat (which he was totally fine with…he knows it was plausible).

And Charley, who is the sweetest, most adorable rescue dog in the world, now reminds me of this book:



*That was an unabashed reference that only my fellow Mockingjay nerds would understand.