Work can be a killer. You never know when you might to need to tuck and roll behind the pothos to avoid crossfire. Fortunately for us, the folks at ThinkGeek have got it all covered. Introducing the Bulletproof Body Armor Clipboard:
Made of Level 2 body armor, this functional gift holds paper and stops bullets.
Order now, while supplies are in stock.
*NumberWhisperer is not affiliated with ThinkGeek. This is purely tongue-in-cheek, folks.