There’s something that has been bothering me about Google
Reader: the SORT on my reading pane. You know that
big area on the right hand side that shows all the new posts? That’s what
I’m talking about. I’ve been spinning my wheels for months trying to
understand the puzzle that is this sort. It’s like the rubik’s cube of
RSS, and all I'm doing is moving tiles around.
So here’s my problem with it. I can’t figure it out,
that’s my problem with it! Isn’t it supposed to show the new posts, by
publish date? Then why does it keep showing the same old ones that I’ve
skipped over, time and again???
I tell you, this thing has frustrated me to no end.
To compensate for this problem, I've had to resort to clicking on every blog on my list, every day, to see if anything new has popped up.
Btw, to all those bloggers out there whose stats are inflated by the same IP Address in California that is landing on your latest post over and over again: I apologize, that was me. It’s not that I’m stalking you. I’m just techno-challenged.
Btw, to all those bloggers out there whose stats are inflated by the same IP Address in California that is landing on your latest post over and over again: I apologize, that was me. It’s not that I’m stalking you. I’m just techno-challenged.
Occasionally, I’ve given Google a try to see if I can hit on
that magic solution, but I haven’t had much luck. Then, this afternoon,
it all came together, like some hallucinogenic episode of
House. Up from my subconscious bubbled this tidbit I had read somewhere:
Blog visits can look like visits simply because a subscriber happened to scroll
down your post without actually looking at it.
And then I remembered seeing this on the top of my reader
page:
As you view items in your reading list, they will be automatically marked as read as you scroll down (when in the "Expanded" view).
As you view items in your reading list, they will be automatically marked as read as you scroll down (when in the "Expanded" view).
Somehow, these two seemingly irrelevant pieces of
information had been percolating long enough in my brain to result in an
idea. Instead of just scrolling down the window pane, how about it I
select the blog first, AND THEN scroll down the pane, pretending to read (but
really just scrolling). So I gave it a try. And you know what
happened? It worked! With each post I scrolled past, I saw the
count for that blog drop, until there was nothing. And then poof!
That blog fell off my reading pane! Eureka!!! I had broken the
code!
To be sure I wasn’t seeing things, I tried it again, with
another blog. And again. And again. They all came off.
This was some heady stuff. I was on a roll, and they were all going
down. A few minutes later, I was staring at a pristine, white reading
pane. It felt glorious.
With this huge milestone under my belt, I feel like I can
conquer the world. Next on my list: world peace.
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